Junkyard Cafe Menu

Here's The Beef! Scrambled eggs, cheddar cheese, salsa & your choice of carne asada or ground beef.

The Chris & Kathy Eggs scrambled with tater tots, grilled & chopped spam and American cheese all crammed in a big

The Cimarron Cheddar, crash n burn chili, scrambled eggs, sour cream jammed in a big tortilla.

Poncho Villa The best chorizo & eggs, JY potatoes, sour cream & fresh cilantro all together in a big flour

The JY Burrito Big flour tortilla crammed with cheddar, jack cheese, scrambled eggs, bacon or sausage & salsa.

Biscuits & Gravy A. 2 big biscuits slathered with gravy.

Biscuits & Gravy B. 2 big biscuits slathered with gravy + 2 bacon or 2 sausage links.

Biscuits & Gravy C. 2 big biscuits slathered with gravy + 2 bacon and 2 sausage links

Biscuits & Gravy D. 1 big biscuit slathered with gravy.

E. (Are You Gonna Go For It?) 2 big biscuits slathered with gravy + 2 bacon and 2 sausage links and 2 large ranch eggs.

Corned Beef Hash Old school hand made hash with eggs your way.

Bacon & Eggs 4 pieces of smoky bacon & eggs your way.

Sausage & Eggs 2 farmer John links & eggs your way.

Pork Chop & Eggs Meaty, toasty chop & eggs, your way.

Beef Patty & Eggs Juicy ground beef patty & eggs your way.

CFS & Eggs Junkyard chicken fried steak with gravy & eggs your way.

Steak & Eggs Tender sirloin & eggs, both your way.

Spam & Eggs Toasty grilled spam & eggs your way.

2 Eggs Your way.

SOS USMC Style Handmade beef & sausage gravy slathered over toast with eggs your way.

Tony Scrambles Again Chopped mushrooms, onion, bell peppers, zucchini, olives & cream cheese.

JY Scramble Ground beef, garlic, onions, spinach & Swiss cheese.

ABC SCramble Avocado, bacon, cream cheese.

"The Best" Chorizo & Eggs The traditional pair together with cheddar, it's a threesome.

Chilaquilles (Just Start Doing a Dance. Right Now! This Is Awesome!) Corn tortillas, sauteed with "the best" chorizo and salsa with sour cream.

Cream Cheese & Green Onion The Queen's fave too!

Eggs Benedict English muffin split topped with sliced ham, poached eggs and Hollandaise sauce.

Carnitas Benny Grilled corn tortilla topped with our house made carnitas, crowned with poached eggs and creamy

CFS Benedict English muffin split, topped with golden chicken fried steak (It's not chicken), poached eggs &

Corned Beef Benedict Our own corned beef on our delicious rye toast topped with poached eggs crowned with hollandaise.

Benedict Arnold Our amazing biscuit split, topped with ham, scrambled eggs then slathered with our own country

JY Breakfast Sandwich Two broken eggs on grilled sourdough with cheddar, bacon, tomato & aioli.

Spuds McKenzy Skillet cooked toasty JY potatoes, jack & cheddar cheese, mixed with bacon bits, onions, topped with

Huevos Rancheros Corn tortillas top with 2 eggs your way, salsa, cheddar, potatoes on the side.

The Big Pig (Wilber's Nightmare) 1 lb.

Tattoo Face Warm corn tortillas topped with 2 eggs your way, salsa, sirloin steak strips, avocado, cheddar

Filthy Eggs Sometimes you just say hell with it!

Scrap Heap Flour tortilla on the bottom, next: JY potatoes, tater tots or hash browns, then 2 eggs your way, 2

Junk Pile Ok, from the bottom up: Fat toast, juicy beef patty, JY potatoes, crash & burn chili, shredded

Cheese Omelet Pick one: Swiss, jack, jalapeño jack, American, cheddar, mozzarella, ricotta, provolone or cottage.

Cheese Burger Omelet Ground beef, tomato, onion & your choice of cheese.

The Veg Omelet Fresh baby spinach, mushrooms, tomato, onion, bell pepper & garlic.

Niko's Favorite The Western Diced ham, onion, bell pepper & cheddar.

Spanish Omelet Mild green chili, California avocado cheddar, spicy salsa, sour cream.

Santa Fe Omelet Diced fresh jalapeño, fresh cilantro, tomato, onion, jack cheese, tortilla strips, salsa.

Margarita Omelet The Queen's Favorite!

S.M.A.C.K. Sausage, mushroom and your choice of one cheese: Swiss, jalapeño jack, jack, American, cheddar

The J.Y. Cheddar, ortega, mushroom, sausage & spicy salsa.

Pick Your Part Omelet You pick: ham, bacon, sausage, ground beef, jalapeno jack, cheddar, swiss, jack, mushrooms, spinach

Simi Valley California Omelet Avocado, mushrooms, onion, tomato, garlic, jack, cheddar, Swiss, sour cream.

Chili Cheese Omelet Junkyard crash & burn chili & cheddar cheese.

Florentine Omelet Fresh baby spinach, bacon bits & Swiss

Cordon Bleu Omelet Grilled, diced, smokey ham & melty Swiss

French Toast 2 sliced, topped with powdered sugar, real butter & served with warm syrup.

Cinnamon French Toast Hey Lee Dominick!

Ooo La La French Toast Sandwich 2 slices of our awesome French toast, 2 strips of bacon or 2 sausage links & 2 eggs your way.

Pancake Short Stack 2 whole wheat & honey or buttermilk pancakes with real butter and warm syrup.

Pancake Sandwich 2 whole wheat & honey or buttermilk pancakes with real butter & warm syrup, 2 eggs, 2 strips of

Pancake Stack 4 whole wheat & honey or buttermilk pancakes with real butter & warm syrup.

Junky Monkey Sandwich Fresh banana, chocolate chip pancakes.

Belgian Waffle Served with powdered sugar, real butter and warm syrup.

Belgian Waffle with Fruit Topping Blueberry, cherry, apple or peach with a dollop of whipped cream.

Belgian Waffle Sandwich Waffle with powdered sugar, real butter & warm syrup.

Churro Belgian Waffle Crisp waffle crusted with cinnamon & sugar.

Churro Belgian Waffle Sandwich Served with smoky bacon or farmer John's link sausage & two eggs your way.

Quesadilla Melted cheddar squished between 2 flour tortillas.

Fruit Pieces, Cheese Pieces & Gold Fish Not live goldfish, just yummy goldfish crackers

Spaghetti With Butter and Focaccia You can substitute butter for marinara

Carrot Sticks & Ranch Dressing

PB & J with Fries

Kid Size Pizza

Crispy Chicken Chunks & Fri

Small Chocolate Sundae Vanilla ice cream, chocolate syrup, whipped topping, sprinkles.

Eggy One scrambled, 3 tater tots, 1 bacon & 1 toast.

Cheesy Eggy One eggy scrambled with cheese, 1 bacon or 1 sausage, 1 slice buttered toast.

Junky Monkey & Eggy Banana & chocolate chip pancake & one eggy scrambled with one bacon or 1 sausage

French Toast Fingers 2 slice worth of fingers with a little cup of syrup for dipping.

Steel Cut Oatmeal - No Short Cuts! The healthiest whole grains, cut with cold steel blades.

Sweedish Meatballs In rich creamy sauce all stuck on sticks.

Mussells Marinara Sautéed with fresh garlic, olive oil, white wine & the best hand crafted marinara in the world!

Big Dill What's the big dill?

Big Shrimp Cocktail (Oxy Moron) Cold plump big shrimp with Tony's hand crafted cocktail sauce

Fries That's it, just fries.

Holy Chip! A pile of our own crispy potato chips, loaded with bacon, tomato, Bermuda onion & our chunky blue

S.O.B. Italian sausage, onion & bell peppers sautéed in "everything" delicious.

Focaccia Marinara All hand crafted from scratch.

Jalapeño Fries (The Queen's Fave!) Fries sautéed in olive oil, onion, jalapeño

Old School French Onion Dip (We Make It!) With our own crispy, salty potato chips

Hummus & Fender Bender Our house made hummus, chickpeas, olive oil, lemon juice, garlic & seasonings, smashed to

Polpettini (Killer little meatballs on sticks sometimes herbed).

Viva La Chicharron Cooked up when you order a basket, comes cracklin' with tapatillo.

Fruit, Fresh Fruit Whatever.

Moonshine Cherries (BOGO) Must be 21+

Salt & Pepper Big Shrimp Shrimp, lightly dusted with the Boss' mix and cooked perfectly.

The Sampler For those who want it all!

Sweet Potato Fries

Onion Rings I know it's not P.C.

Dip Stix Crispy pastry skins crammed with melty mozzarella on a stick with the best marinara in the world.

The FUNguy Fresh mushrooms sliced & sautéed in everything good; white wine, garlic and butter - a dash of spicy

Chips Happen Thin, just cooked, golden, lightly salted potato chips.

Smelly Shelly Stink Fries (or Chips) Our awsome fries tossed with fresh garlic, olive oil, just grated pecorino cheese.

Irish Nachos Our own potato chips, smothered in crash 'n burn chili, cheddar cheese & chopped onion

Steamers Clams baby!

Pot Stickers Pork or chicken or mix'em up with garlic, ginger, soy sauce!

Huge Wings Best in Simi!

Guacamole Do not ask us to edit our recipe!

Salt & Pepper Calamari #1 seller, they come from all points to delve into the deliciousness!

Sardines Sadines packed in olive oil served in the tine with chopped red onions on the side, mustard and

Pizza Fries Our Golden Fries drizzled with marinara and piled with fresh grated mozzarella cheese and melted to

Cup of Soup du jour Soup of the day Our soups are made fresh from scratch!

Poutine (poo-teen) Poutine is a dish that includes French Fries and mozzarella cheese topped with brown gravy.

Poutine (big) Tray Golden fries mixed with mozzarella and topped with brown gravy.

Chili Cheese Fry (big) tray Fries smeared with crash and burn chili and melty cheddar

Pizza Fries (big) tray Golden Fries drizzled with the world's best red sauce and just grated mozzerella.

Big fry tray mix! House potato chips, tater tots, golden French fries, sweet potato fries..

Ceviche Bursting with flavor, perfectly refreshing fish marinated and cured in citrus juices with onions and

Handcrafted Bacon wrapped Jalapeno Poppers Locally grown Jalapeño with cream cheese and bacon wrapped.

One Eyed Sailor Spinach Salad Tender baby spinach leaves, red onion, black olives, hard cooked egg, bacon crumbles, served with

The Cobb It's big!

The Italian Big pile of mixed greens, mozzarella, pepperoni, red onion, pepperoncini, tomato, cucumber & house

The Wedge The best you've ever had!

New Mexico Salad Crisp lettuce mix, cilantro, tomato, red onion, crash & burn chili, cheddar and real sour cream with

Tuna Salad Crisp lettuce, red onion, tomato, cucumbers, capers & a whopping scoop of Tony's small batch tuna

Big Fat Chef Ham, turkey, American cheese, black olives, hard cooked egg, piled on crisp greens.

Caesar Crisp romaine, fresh garlic, pecorino romano tossed in classic caesar dressing.

Tri-Tip Salad Cathy Beach's Fave!

Mucho Mucho Mexican Salad Crisp lettuce topped with house made tender pintos, pecorino, romano shreds, red onion & 1/2 of an

Junkyard Small Side Salads Caesar: romaine, pecorino romano, croutons tossed with classic caesar dressing, served with just

Texas Style BBQ Chicken Salad Big bowl of romaine with tomato, corn, house made pintos, red onion, cheddar, ranch dressing, Tony's

The Mythical Giant Calamari Salad Fresh salad greens, garden tomatoes, crisp cucumber & hand prepared "to order", seasoned to

So Freaking Great Pizza Rocked Simi with this awesome pizza.

Crash n Burn Pizza N.M. chili, cheddar, red onion, baked, then topped with sour cream & fresh cilantro. Order at your own risk.

Uncle Nick's 1/2 Moon Calzone He puts a big slab of our handcrafted lasagna inside the calzone!

Chicken Pesto Pizza Mozzarella, pesto, fresh tomato & chicken!

The Slaughter House Mozzarella, pepperoni, sausage, ground beef, ham.

Margarita Pizza (May, This Isn't The One You Drink!) Mozzarella, fresh basil, fresh tomatoes, fresh garlic & olive oil.

Smelly Shelly's Stinkin' Pizza Alfredo sauce, mozzarella, shredded fresh garlic, pecorino romano.

Pizza Salata Mozzarella, tomato, garlic, baked perfectly topped with caesar salad, shredded romano & croutons.

Club Pizza Roast chicken, smoky bacon & mozzarella, baked then topped with avocado, torn basil & romaine in

Veg Out Pizza The best red sauce, green pepper, onion, eggplant, mozzarella, olives, mushrooms, tomato.

BBQ Chicken Pizza Chicken breast, mozzarella, red onion, BBQ sauce, fresh cilantro

The Bartender Pizza The best dough, aioli, mozzarella, bacon, fresh jalapeño, with honey for you to drizzle.

The Godfather The Queen's favorite!

Beer Battered Fish Sand Light & delicate cod battered & fries, stuffed in our house garlic bread topped with JY slaw, served

Memphis Style BBQ Tri-Tip Sandwich Sliced medium rare tri-tip (ours is the best!), Tony's own smoky wet BBQ sauce & JY slaw, stuffed in

Meatball Sandwich Hand crafted "giant" meatballs stuffed in our just baked hand made focaccia, smothered in the best

Not So Classic Club Sandwich Smoky bacon, crisp lettuce, garden tomato, turkey, American cheese & aioli on our hand made just

S.O.B. Sandwich Named after our favorite customer!

Meatloaf Sandwich A slab of our small batch handmade meatloaf with grilled onions & mayo on grilled sourdough with

California Tri-Tip Sandwich The "best" medium tri-tip, sliced & crammed in our hand crafted garlic bread with fries or chips.

Eggplant Parmesan Sandwich We prepare our fresh eggplant golden & tender then stuff it in our fresh baked focaccia, smothered

Junkyard Pick Your Part Sandwich You Pick: turkey, ham, tuna or chicken breast You Pick (Free Add-Ons): red onion, lettuce, tomato

Half & Soup or Salad 1/2 turkey, ham, tuna or chicken sandwich and a garden salad or cup of our soup.

It's Not Chicken! Chicken fried steak on a bun with gravy on the side for dipping with fries or chips.

Grilled 3 Cheese Sandwich Jack, pepper jack and cheddar in sourdough, grilled, buttery & melty.

Italian Sausage Split grilled spicy sausage stuffed into our hand crafted garlic bread with a pile of grilled

Reuben Sandwich A slab of our own awesome corned beef with holy Swiss cheese, saurkraut and thousand island, crammed

Quesadilla (Sandwiches) Flour tortilla stuffed with grilled to perfection.

Green Chili Burger You can thank Randy Davis for this one!

Mafia Burger It's a real "hit" JY juicy patty.

Mushroom Burger Fresh mushrooms, sautéed in white wine, butter garlic slathered all over this juicy patty.

Frisco Burger Our juicy patty on grilled sour dough with melted jack cheese.

Smelly Shelly Burger Fresh garlic & lots of it, sautéed dumped on this juicy patty with onion, tomato & avocado.

Fatty Melt Our juicy patty with melted Swiss cheese & grilled onion on grilled rye bread.

Salsa Burger Not the dance!

BBQ Burger Junkyard patty slathered with our housemade smoky BBQ sauce, real bacon and red onion.

Crash & Burn Burger Juicy JY patty covered with our own New Mex red chili (try a free taste first, order at your own

Protein Burger Code for: No bun.

Buddha Burger All veggie patty, grilled to order with lettuce, tomato onion, pickle & mustard.

Junkyard Burger Our juicy big patty grilled to order in our fresh bun.

Monster Weenie Size matter!

Grilled Weenie All beef grilled (never boiled like you know who).

Crash & Burn Weenie Free taste of chili before you order!

After The Game Parking Lot Weenie All beef fat weenie piled with jalapeño & grilled onions in a fresh bun with fries or chips.

Devil's Big Shrimp Sautéed & doused with the best marinara kicked up as only Tony can - spicy, SPICY!!

The Catch Tony's favorite!

Fish & Chips Light & delicate cod battered and flash fried with J.Y.

Grilled Salmon Steak Grilled & seasoned to perfection with choice of potato, rice or pasta.

Scampi "Big" shrimp sautéed in lemon, butter, garlic, dumped on al dente pasta served with just made

Salmon Piccata Sharon Austel's fave!

Just Clam Up! These sweet little babies are tender & delicious in the shells.

The Big Pig (Wilber's Nightmare) (Dinners) A huge 1 lb.

Beef Stroganoff Tony's gone steer crazy!

Killer Mac & Cheese This is not cho mama's!

Meatloaf A slab of our hand made small batch meatloaf, slathered with brown gravy, choice of potato, rice, w/

Steak (No Bull!) Tender sirloin grilled your way with choice of potato, rice, veggies & the best focaccia

Pork Chops 2 big toasty & tender chops flat iron grilled, seasoned perfectly.

Stuffed Bell Peppers Fresh bells jammed full of delicious mix of ground beef, onions, tomatoes, red sauce & seasoned

Chicken Fried Steak This is NOT chicken!

Hand Crafted Lasagna A big (BIG) slab of this classic.

The S.O.B Named after our favorite customer!

Eggplatn Parmigiana Hand crafted the Italian way!

Shepherd's Pie Saucy ground beef & perfectly seasoned veggies covered with mashed garlic potatoes crowned with

Spaghettini Al Dente Served with freshly grated pecorino romano & craked red pepper on the side.

Cabbage Rolls OK Jerry Shaffner (The Man.

Chicken Piccata The Queen's favorite.

Chicken Parmigiani Boneless chicken breast dredged in our own Italian bread crumbs, seasoned & cooked toasty & golden.

Sautéed Chicken With Artichokes & Olives Boneless chicken breast sautéed with olive oil, garlic, tomatoes, white wine, black olives, butter

Chicken Marsala Fresh mushrooms, rich butter, deep bodied marsala wine, carefully sautéed with boneless chicken

Bowl Of Chili With 2 corn tortillas

Chili Spaghetti With focaccia

Chili Size Open faced burger smothered with crash & burn, cheddar & onion.

Crash N Burn Chili Cheese Fries

Grilled Cheese Sandwich On white or whole wheat with french fries

Kid Size Hot Dog With french fries

Crispy chicken chunks with french fries

Holy Cannoli Old school!

Tapioca Pudding The real deal made here

Fresh Fruit & Melon In Season

Grandma's Bread Pudding With raisins, served warm, with our own yum sauce & vanilla ice cream.

Apple Of My Eye Flash fries & cinnamon, sugar and big scoop of vanilla ice cream.

Rockyy Rhodes (Our Hero!) Skillet baked chocolate chip dough.

Cookie Dough Monster! Yikes!

Home Spun Fresh Cotton Candy

Giant Root Beer Float

Carburetor Cookie No, you shut up!

Churro Waffle Stack Feels like you died and went to heaven.

Toxic Twinkie Dipped in sweet batter, flash fried, dusted with powdered sugar, crowned with a cold scoop of

Uh-Oh Oreos Oreo cookies dipped in sweet batter & flash fried, dusted with powdered sugar, slammed with a scoop

I Scream Vanilla or Rocky Rhodes.

World's Smallest Sundae Tiny scoop of vanilla or rocky rhodes, smidge of whipped topping, a few sprinkles, a little drizzle

Chocolate chip cookies Fresh backed every day Buttery chocolate chip Cookies!

Cinnamon Roll Size of a babies head!